IKEA to Lease Kitchens

Fight Club IkeaWe can’t own a home because we forever pay property taxes to our feudal lords, and soon you won’t even own your kitchen. Under the guise of sustainability, Ikea has announced it is considering leasing kitchens.

“Maybe we could rent out kitchens at low cost, thus making a product offering a range of services,” said Steve Howard, sustainability manager at Ikea. “We want a smarter consumer, and perhaps people today less attached to the property,” he continues.

So if a DIY, made-in-China, particle-board kitchen is beyond your budget, don’t worry; soon you’ll be able to pay for your kitchen forever. Lobbyists are probably already writing legislation to criminalize kitchen ownership for great profit on behalf of mother earth.

Original source in Swedish: di.se.

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